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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Dec 2012 08:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear As Long As There&#8217;s (sic) Sidewalks, I&#8217;ll Have A Job. You&#8217;re a nice blog. Sorry I don&#8217;t write here anymore. I&#8217;m busy. But they say absence makes the heart grow fonder/hole wider. They being Chaucer &#38; me. The title was not a prostitution reference as many (two or three probably) think. It was an [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Dear As Long As There&#8217;s (<i>sic</i>) Sidewalks, I&#8217;ll Have A Job.</p>
<p>You&#8217;re a nice blog. Sorry I don&#8217;t write here anymore. I&#8217;m busy. But they say absence makes the heart grow fonder/hole wider. They being Chaucer &amp; me.</p>
<p>The title was not a prostitution reference as many (two or three probably) think. It was an allusion to the fact that as a young performer, you&#8217;re forced to pound the pavement looking for work. Not that tricking was outta the question for an above-scale guest star (read it and you&#8217;ll see).</p>
<p>I hope you enjoyed my adventures from 2004-2012. In those seven years, I became who I wanted to (mostly) and got to write it about it. I thank anyone, especially the Boxmeat, Drag Queens &amp; those who take Vice of all natures seriously, who wants to read about the vignettes and shit-shows that comprised all these posts. It will stay up until I take it down.</p>
<p>Bye.</p>
<p>Willam</p>
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		<title>Who Whored It Better: Hanna Barbera edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 05:21:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[See here&#8217;s the thing. I don&#8217;t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I&#8217;m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through. I&#8217;m giving strong Liono when I shoulda been going for Cheetara.]]></description>
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<p>See here&#8217;s the thing. I don&#8217;t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I&#8217;m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through. I&#8217;m giving strong Liono when I shoulda been going for Cheetara.</p>
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		<title>BYE</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:15:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yea, I BYE&#8217;d RuPaul&#8230;but here&#8217;s what really went down on ep 4.2: Right before I said BYE, The Princess was asked to lip-sync. RuPaul then told me I was safe and I asked him if i could lip-sync for The Princess because I was the team captain and wanted to take responsibility (I have no [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yea, I BYE&#8217;d RuPaul&#8230;but here&#8217;s what really went down on ep 4.2:
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<div><span>Right before I said BYE, The Princess was asked to lip-sync. RuPaul then told me I was safe and I asked him if i could lip-sync for The Princess because I was the team captain and wanted to take responsibility (I have no clue if The Princess would&#8217;ve let me but I wanted to offer). But Ru, without even making eye contact said &#8220;You&#8217;re going off script&#8221; and as soon as he got out the last word i was like ok peace in my head so i just threw out a &#8220;BYE&#8221; and walked off.</span></div>
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<div><span>so yea. Bye.</span></div>
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		<title>Playing Hookers on TV</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I haven&#8217;t played tranny hookers on every cop show I&#8217;ve done. I&#8217;m super wrong. I&#8217;ve played Tranny Hookers on many shows but mostly non-cop ones (Comedy Central&#8217;s American Body Shop, HDNet&#8217;s Svetlana, CW&#8217;s Related) As for cop shows, I&#8217;ve guest starred as a showgirl on Women&#8217;s Murder Club, Cold Case, Wonder Woman and CSI. [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I haven&#8217;t played tranny hookers on every cop show I&#8217;ve done. I&#8217;m super wrong. I&#8217;ve played Tranny Hookers on many shows but mostly non-cop ones (Comedy Central&#8217;s <em>American Body Shop</em>, HDNet&#8217;s <em>Svetlana</em>, CW&#8217;s <em>Related)</em></p>
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<div>As for cop shows, I&#8217;ve guest starred as a showgirl on <em>Women&#8217;s Murder Club</em>, <em>Cold Case</em>, <em>Wonder Woman</em> and <em>CSI</em>. Playing the owner of Sheila&#8217;s Closet on <em>Southland</em> meant I got my wig jacked by Russian thugs but it was a hoot. Oh y&#8217;know what. I was a tranny hooker on <em>The District</em> for 2 eps. Jacklyn Smith was my attorney (will you grab that name that just fell on the floor?). I played a male hustlers on <em>The Shield</em> and <em>Criminal Minds</em> though. That&#8217;s what I call RANGE!</div>
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<div>Does type-casting have a hyphen?</div>
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		<title>My dude.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love means sometimes ya get hit&#8230;and with my mouth, I understand why. lol. I love my boyfriend. happy 9 years together.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love means sometimes ya get hit&#8230;and with my mouth, I understand why. lol.
<div>I love my boyfriend. happy 9 years together.</div>
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		<title>Willam&#8217;s Word of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ENGORGEOUSED (en-gor-jhustd) adj. 1. the state of being big and beautiful. 2. rotundabley cute. Let&#8217;s use it in a sentence: I heard crunching in my backseat while Vicky Vox was killing a can of Pringles and when i looked in the rearview mirror, she was still engorgeoused with her makeup perfectly still in place happily [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span>ENGORGEOUSED </span>(en-gor-jhustd) <span>adj.</span> 1. the state of being big and beautiful. 2. rotundabley cute.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s use it in a sentence:</p>
<p>I heard crunching in my backseat while Vicky Vox was killing a can of Pringles and when i looked in the rearview mirror, she was still <span>engorgeoused <span></span></span>with her makeup perfectly still in place happily chewing.</p>
<p>you&#8217;re welcome.</p>
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		<title>Jersey Shoresical one mo&#8217; &#8216;gain.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Come see the Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin&#8217; Rock Opera at the NY Fringe Fest&#8217;s Encore Series. We won best ensemble so they want us back. We&#8217;re good at winning and drinking and being loud.. http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=jersey+shoresical Get them now! We will sell out. J-WoWW guarantees it. Fistpump.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come see the Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin&#8217; Rock Opera at the NY Fringe Fest&#8217;s Encore Series. We won best ensemble so they want us back. We&#8217;re good at winning and drinking and being loud..</p>
<p>http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=jersey+shoresical</p>
<p>Get them now! We will sell out. J-WoWW guarantees it.</p>
<p>Fistpump.</p>
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		<title>So you wanna be an actor (a.k.a. So you wanna be a semi-pro dick sucker&#8230;)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been away for a while working. I&#8217;m in Jersey Shoresical in NYC right now and will be continuing with the show through September in which ever theater it ends up in on the east &#038;/or west coast. Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, [...]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been away for a while working. I&#8217;m in Jersey Shoresical in NYC right now and will be continuing with the show through September in which ever theater it ends up in on the east &#038;/or west coast.</p>
<p>Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, you must rememeber you&#8217;re more important than anyone else on stage (at all times). Other actors should not move on your jokes, exits, or laughs. Stage managers should know not to use a transgendered individual&#8217;s dick tape to rig up lights. That&#8217;s GAFF tape. </p>
<p>Tanning is more important that remembering lines. Be better than everyone else. If someone cries, you&#8217;ve won&#8230;&#038; If you thought it wasn&#8217;t a competition, you&#8217;ve already lost so good luck in day job land.</p>
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		<title>Current vs. Former</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 03:15:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of these gogo boys works for me and one doesn&#8217;t. If you click to englarge the pic, I bet you can tell me which one is still employed and which one winsloses by a nose. Let it snow.WILLAM]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>One of these gogo boys works for me and one doesn&#8217;t.</p>
<p>If you click to englarge the pic, I bet you can tell me which one is still employed and which one <strike>wins</strike>loses by a nose.<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_jOrbXXLo2s/Tec_ohFmDhI/AAAAAAAAAn4/BU5sOhSwBfY/s1600/nostrils.jpg" rel="lightbox[598]"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://www.willambelli.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/d3988_nostrils.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5613525425849765394" /></a></p>
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		<title>Dear Dept. of Trans.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Really? Can you tell me who you think would try to make that a THROUGH street? What would they be looking for? Narnia? The only thing unsafer than blind drivers is taking pictures while you drive.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really?<br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PGL5r2ZOLao/TeQdSSPKP9I/AAAAAAAAAnw/i3OfAhvsi8E/s1600/notathurst.jpg" rel="lightbox[597]"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 282px;" src="http://www.willambelli.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/d3988_notathurst.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5612643235580755922" /></a></p>
<p>Can you tell me who you think would try to make that a THROUGH street?</p>
<p>What would they be looking for? Narnia?</p>
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