Dear As Long As There’s (sic) Sidewalks, I’ll Have A Job. You’re a nice blog. Sorry I don’t write here anymore. I’m busy. But they say absence makes the heart grow fonder/hole wider. They being Chaucer & me. The title was not a prostitution reference as many (two or three probably) think. It was an allusion to the fact that as a...

Feb 15, 2012

See here’s the thing. I don’t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I’m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through. I’m giving strong Liono when I shoulda been going for...

Yea, I BYE’d RuPaul…but here’s what really went down on ep 4.2: Right before I said BYE, The Princess was asked to lip-sync. RuPaul then told me I was safe and I asked him if i could lip-sync for The Princess because I was the team captain and wanted to take responsibility (I have no clue if The Princess would’ve let me but I wanted to...

So I haven’t played tranny hookers on every cop show I’ve done. I’m super wrong. I’ve played Tranny Hookers on many shows but mostly non-cop ones (Comedy Central’s American Body Shop, HDNet’s Svetlana, CW’s Related) As for cop shows, I’ve guest starred as a showgirl on Women’s Murder Club, Cold Case, Wonder...

Love means sometimes ya get hit…and with my mouth, I understand why. lol. I love my boyfriend. happy 9 years together.

Jan 31, 2012

Dear Madison, You’re a ritzy ladie’s boutique on a nice section of Melrose. That’s why I’m confused by your current window. You’re clearly sending mixed messages with your displays. Also splayed,...

Jan 31, 2012

Dear GNC, I know you can get Vitamins and Protien Powder. Do you sell silicone too or did your model get that done at some tranny pumping party?But how about Paxil? Is that available at your store?…because this bitch looks depressed Frankly, by the looks of it, you should change the slogan to maybe something like “Live Holocaustly.” Seriously?...

Jan 31, 2012

ENGORGEOUSED (en-gor-jhustd) adj. 1. the state of being big and beautiful. 2. rotundabley cute. Let’s use it in a sentence: I heard crunching in my backseat while Vicky Vox was killing a can of Pringles and when i looked in the rearview mirror, she was still engorgeoused with her makeup perfectly still in place happily chewing. you’re...

Come see the Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin’ Rock Opera at the NY Fringe Fest’s Encore Series. We won best ensemble so they want us back. We’re good at winning and drinking and being loud.. http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=jersey+shoresical Get them now! We will sell out. J-WoWW guarantees it. Fistpump.

Jan 31, 2012

I’ve been away for a while working. I’m in Jersey Shoresical in NYC right now and will be continuing with the show through September in which ever theater it ends up in on the east &/or west coast. Note to all actors. Pulling focus is most important when other people are talking. As an actor, you must rememeber you’re more important than...