Jan 31, 2012
Really? Can you tell me who you think would try to make that a THROUGH street? What would they be looking for? Narnia? The only thing unsafer than blind drivers is taking pictures while you...
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See here’s the thing. I don’t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I’m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through....
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See here’s the thing. I don’t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I’m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through....
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Come see the Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin’ Rock Opera at the NY Fringe Fest’s Encore Series. We won best ensemble so they want us back. We’re good at winning and...
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So I haven’t played tranny hookers on every cop show I’ve done. I’m super wrong. I’ve played Tranny Hookers on many shows but mostly non-cop ones (Comedy...
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Well look who’s….open?
Jan 31, 2012
Dear Madison, You’re a ritzy ladie’s boutique on a nice section of Melrose. That’s why I’m confused by your current window. You’re clearly sending mixed messages with your displays. Also splayed,...
Dear GNC
Jan 31, 2012
Dear GNC, I know you can get Vitamins and Protien Powder. Do you sell silicone too or did your model get that done at some tranny pumping party?But how about Paxil? Is that available at your store?…because this bitch looks depressed Frankly, by the looks of it, you should change the slogan to maybe something like “Live Holocaustly.” Seriously?...
People be coming to shows & shit.
Jan 31, 2012
Come see me as Billie Jean in INVINCIBLE The Legend of Billie Jean at Casita del Campo’s Cavern Club Theater. This is an awesome shit show of a rock musical that you will LOVE. This BroadwayWorld article may be the closest we get to Broadway until next year so come check it out. Hellen Slater herself may even be at the show! Fair is...
I can’t even look at you right now without shaking my head.
Jan 31, 2012
Dear Brave Transsexual soul. Congrats on taking the next step to transitioning by legally changing you name and posting notice in the LA Weekly as required by law (see heart shaped section). But dudegirl- c’mon. Your first name was the word MAN in it. I’m assuming you’re not going for passable here- yes? Plus you want people to call you...
Caption This: NSFW xxx Edition
Jan 31, 2012
So a new gogo boy I hired for Boxmeat (my stripper/gogo booking company) told me did some “film work.” I quickly determined these films weren’t so much ones with acting but more so ones with titles like Chocolate-Covered Crackers. And while his films lean towards a blue side, there’s no shortage of icons as you can see below. Let’s...
Funny sh*t.
Jan 31, 2012
The girls at Working Bug entertainment are both redheads who I should check for the mark of the witch cause they so god damn funny it aint’t Christ-like. They let me play in their new web series SOUP (a Series Of Unfortunate People) about the kinda folks everyone knows one of. Here’s my video blog with my character Kami. She’s an urban marketer...
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Jan 31, 2012
Dear TMZ I corrected your oversight.Some coverage would be nice.Haircut my big gay ass.Sincerly,anonymous extension...