Who Whored It Better: Hanna Barbera edition

See here’s the thing. I don’t REALLY suck at makeup. My mother was actually half Thundercat so I’m technically a quarter Thundercat. Sometimes it shows through. I’m giving strong Liono when I shoulda been going for Cheetara.

Posted by on Feb 15, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

So you think i dress like a whore?

My body is like a big blue ribbon i won because i had to work for it. At 13 years old, I was 5’3″ and 207lbs. So yea. I’m gonna be wearing hoe-tastic shit and have my body out.

Abs are an accessory. Deal.

best-WILLAM

Posted by on Feb 8, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

BYE

Yea, I BYE’d RuPaul…but here’s what really went down on ep 4.2:

Right before I said BYE, The Princess was asked to lip-sync. RuPaul then told me I was safe and I asked him if i could lip-sync for The Princess because I was the team captain and wanted to take responsibility (I have no clue if The Princess would’ve let me but I wanted to offer). But Ru, without even making eye contact said “You’re going off script” and as soon as he got out the last word i was like ok peace in my head so i just threw out a “BYE” and walked off.

so yea. Bye.
Posted by on Feb 7, 2012 in Blog | 2 comments

Playing Hookers on TV

So I haven’t played tranny hookers on every cop show I’ve done. I’m super wrong. I’ve played Tranny Hookers on many shows but mostly non-cop ones (Comedy Central’s American Body Shop, HDNet’s Svetlana, CW’s Related)

As for cop shows, I’ve guest starred as a showgirl on Women’s Murder Club, Cold Case, Wonder Woman and CSI. Playing the owner of Sheila’s Closet on Southland meant I got my wig jacked by Russian thugs but it was a hoot. Oh y’know what. I was a tranny hooker on The District for 2 eps. Jacklyn Smith was my attorney (will you grab that name that just fell on the floor?). I played a male hustlers on The Shield and Criminal Minds though. That’s what I call RANGE!
Does type-casting have a hyphen?
Posted by on Jan 31, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

My dude.

Love means sometimes ya get hit…and with my mouth, I understand why. lol.

I love my boyfriend. happy 9 years together.
Posted by on Jan 31, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

Willam’s Word of the Day

ENGORGEOUSED (en-gor-jhustd) adj. 1. the state of being big and beautiful. 2. rotundabley cute.

Let’s use it in a sentence:

I heard crunching in my backseat while Vicky Vox was killing a can of Pringles and when i looked in the rearview mirror, she was still engorgeoused with her makeup perfectly still in place happily chewing.

you’re welcome.

WILLAM

Posted by on Jan 31, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments

Jersey Shoresical one mo’ ‘gain.

Come see the Jersey Shoresical: A Frickin’ Rock Opera at the NY Fringe Fest’s Encore Series. We won best ensemble so they want us back. We’re good at winning and drinking and being loud..

http://www.ticketweb.com/snl/Search.action?query=jersey+shoresical

Get them now! We will sell out. J-WoWW guarantees it.

Fistpump.

Posted by on Jan 31, 2012 in Blog | 0 comments